Eye Makeup for Guys — the way to get new admirers
I was in town a couple of days ago with my old lady. She was looking around in a department store for a new eyeshadow for the upcoming Thanksgiving party and I was kind of loitering nearby. I got talking to a lady at one of the cosmetic counters and she asked if I’d be interested in eye makeup for men.
Me? I wasn’t going to wear no eye makeup, for men or not for men.
She said it wasn’t like I thought and showed me some products by Jean-Paul Gaultier. Mascara and eyeliner for men. I agreed to try, since she said no one would notice I was wearing it. Okay, she actually said I’d get the kind of piercing eyes women love — yeah, that’s why I agreed.
So, she put the eye makeup on me (I thought she’d blind me with that eyeliner) and presto! I was indeed a good looking guy all at once. I said I’d buy, but when she told me the price — no way was I paying that!
Then the saleswoman let me into a secret. She said there’s no need to buy this stuff, just an eyeliner in bronze or brown and eyebrow gel that could also be used on the lashes. She said it was exactly the same as what Jean-Paul Gaultier was charging 20 times the amount for.
A few hours later, my wife said there was something different about me. I asked if the difference was good or bad. She said it was definitely good.
She still doesn’t know what the difference is, because I’m not telling. And now I’ve got even more skilled at applying eye makeup for guys. And I’m getting new admirers every day — women love it!