Held Massager
Held Massager
Warning labels?
On a packet of three steel fishing hooks.
HARMFUL IF SWALLOWED
Warning on a carpenter’s drill
THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED FOR USE AS A DENTAL
DRILL
Warning label on a fold up baby buggy.
REMOVE CHILD BEFORE FOLDING
On a dishwasher
DO NOT ALLOW CHILDREN TO PLAY IN THE DISHWASHER
On a Hand Held massager
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING OR UNCONCIOUS
On a thirteen inch wheelbarrow
NOT INTENDED FOR MOTORWAY USE
I have some more.
Avoid dropping out of window
AIR CONDITIONER
Caution-Risk of fire
DURAFLAME FIRE LOG
Do not use as an ice cream topping
BOTTLE OF HIGH COLORING
Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning
VACUUM CLEANER
do not use orally
TOILET BRUSH
do not use for drying pets
MICROWAVE
do not use as a projectile in a catapult
CD PLAYER
never use while sleeping
BLOWTORCH
don’t use orally after using rectally
THERMOMETER
warning: has been found to cause cancer in lab mice
RAT POISON
Warning: cape doesn’t allow user to fly
BATMAN CAPE
this product can burn eyes
CURLING IRON
Held Massager
I need some advice 
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I love to masturbate but im getting really tired of using my hand held massager and the shower head isn’t doing the trick. does anyone have any at home item suggestions to spice it up a bit.
ok theres a couple thing you can do.
you know those cups that have a ice stick inside use that as a dldo
you can take a condom and fill it with water then freeze it and use it a a dildo but get it wet or it will stick to your vagina
hope this helps.
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