Massager Battery
Should I change the batteries in my great-grandmother’s strangely-shaped massager?
I was watching television the other day, and I noticed that the batteries on the remote control were fading quickly. Desperately, I searched the house over in my quest to find replacements, as it was too late to go to the store. After looking seemingly everywhere, I decided to check my great-grandmother’s bedroom (she lives with us for practical purposes), but nothing. I almost walked out of the bedroom waving the white flag to the Battery Gods, but then I remembered that I hadn’t checked Nana’s dresser. Low and behold, she had a massaging tool that must be made to fit in her belly button and between her toes, because it’s not shaped like a normal Back Massager, but it emits a wonderfully delightful vibration. Nana must get a lot of belly button and toe cramps because, sure enough, those batteries went dead soon after I put them in the remote. So should I just return the dead batteries to her toe massager, or should I buy her new ones? Will she get mad if she finds out?
I would buy a 2 pack of batteries so you can watch the tv in the mean time and replace the massager with the dead batteries. Since it sounds like she uses the massager a lot, maybe she’ll go to costco and get the big pack and you’ll never have to worry about batteries again.
Massager Battery

Is it a bad sign that my wife asked me to borrow the back massager I was using, & proceeded to massage the dog?
for 20 minutes, totally depleting the batteries in the thing? Meanwhile, my back has been out of wack for a few days, and I’d just rallied to give the wife my bedroom skillz, despite the aches.
Earlier, this morning, when I’d asked her to spread some Aspercreme on the back, she complained and spent perhaps 30 second on the process.
Is this a bad sign?
hmmmmmmmmm……. she probably thought that you would survive backache anyway having gone through worse and wondered why shorten the dog’s life span from what it already is.
and as for the cream, im sure you moaned heavily when she was rubbing and she probably realised you wanted another round. she figured if you asked her, now that youre all aroused, that she was tired from being on top all the time and that it was time you got off your lazy azz. so she didnt want round two and stopped rubbing the cream.
twisted logic is still logic.
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