Eye Massager
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I farted while I was getting a massage and the massager left because of that. Is that rude?
Believe me, I’m not making any of this up. I was getting one of those nice massages at this hotel. I had just eaten two tacos an hour before. I was so relaxed that I didn’t even realize that I farted really loud while getting my massage. The massager kept sniffing and I saw his eyes water and he left me stranded there. Was this rude of him? He didn’t charge me, by the way.
Geeze, I didn’t fart on purpose.
I can’t imagine why your massager made a run for the border. Seems like acceptable behavior to me. Go figure.
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I have very tight facial muscles…?
Around and between the eyes, jaw and scalp. This seems to be where I keep tension. Would one of those Hand Held/palm massagers help to relax these areas or are they useless?
Any other advice would be appreciated!
Do small exercises with those tense muscles at least once every day. I suggest you try one of those hand-held massagers. Or go to a spa and ask if they can help you.
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